The Homeless Situation

This is the first episode of the series

Plot
Kamey needs a place to stay since she got fired from her job as a stripper. So she asks Cranky for a discount on a room and walks in on him with Madam La Douche. He yells at her and tells her to go away so her can have sex. She runs out and cries next to a dumpster, where Colitor finds her crying. He consoles her then gives her a tour of the apartment complex while Cranky has sex. Afterwords Madam La Douche gets upset at Cranky for not cuddling with her so she casts a spell to make him hideous and mutated for a year. The next morning Kamey wakes up in Colitors house and freaks out when she sees a mutated Cranky and dumps water on him until she realizes it's him. Later on he explains he must wait a year to have meaningless sex or he can never be cured. Despite having previously negative interaction she agrees to help him. Later she sees him making out with Alexandra and pretends to be engaged to him so she'll leave. He thanks her for her help and offers her apartment 16. Afterwords Kamey thanks Colitor with a kiss for helping her so much, he then faints.