Assie

Assie is a reoccurring character that has been in three epsidoes in the series. She is Crankys mother although she treats him more as a friend then her son. She also dated Colitor for two episodes. She works as a head stripper and likes to go to clubs. She might be dating the bouncer from one of the clubs.

The Fixing Cranky Situation
She is set up with Colitor by her son Cranky. However, Colitor and Kamey can see past her surgeries and realize how old her really is due to Madam La Douches spell on them. She ends up having sex with Colitor.

The Jealousy Situation
She and Colitor come home from their date to find Kamey with her new boyfriend. Colitor makes out with her due to jealousy, but she doesn't mind and agrees to help him, but feels uncomfortable when he goes to far and says: "Call me". They are later embracing on the couch until Cranky yells at them for PDA. She then invites them all to a new club. At the club she flirts with the bouncer to get them in then goes off to make out with Colitor. At the end of the episode, COlitor finds her making out with the bouncer and they break up.

The Recovery Situation
In this episode, Assie seems to have changed her look up. She goes to check on her son and consoles him while he cries over losing Graces number. She then punches him to snap him out of it (Which actually works). She is later seen eating with Cranky and Kamey. She asks if he minds that Colitor and Alexandra make out in his lobby all the time, but Kamey replied instead.

Trivia

 * She is she first relative of a character to make an onscreen appearance
 * She is the only character to have 2 onscreen kisses with different people in the same episode